Oh no! The holidays are over and you intended to have your colleagues over to your house for a little holiday celebration. Nothing big, just your favorite faculty colleagues, maybe your department chair, bring the family, have some spiced cookies and nice wines, a little rum. But you fucked it up, the holidays came and went and you missed your opportunity to socialize and show off your hosting skills. How can you have them over now? Everyone is on holiday withdrawal, plus spiced cookies sound so 2010.
But there is still hope. That’s right, invite them over for paella! There’s nothing to cure a depressing winter sunday afternoon than a leisurely lunch of steaming, fragrant paella. A veritable treasure chest of delicious goodies that will not only showcase your cooking skills but will show off your international sophistication and élan.
So how do you make said paella? In Spain, they typically make paella with either “land” meat (rabbit, chicken) or with seafood, but not usually with both. It is typically cooked over a wood fire and requires patience and artistry passed down through generations. Down in Mexico, we disregard these silly conventions and mix everything together. This recipe uses a mix of seafood with sausage and chicken, but feel free to use any combination of meats and seafood. While the recipe may look daunting, it is actually very easy to do. If you want a test run, you can limit the types of meat used, or even try a vegetarian version (but this is not recommended – I think rabbit will impress your colleagues more).
You will need:
Olive oil
6 chicken thighs
4 sausages (chorizo, sweet Italian, whatever)
Shellfish (mussels, clams, etc. – calculate about 4-5 per person)
Un-peeled shrimp, or large crayfish (2-3 per person)
Squid (hoods and tentacles -1 squid per 2 people)
1 onion, quartered
1 red pepper cut into strips
1 cup frozen or fresh peas
2 bay leaves
2 hefty pinches of saffron (or substitute 1/4 tsp of turmeric, but saffron is way better)
That. sounds. fantastic. I wish you were my colleague!!
The real question: do you need a paella pan to make paella?
Also, what kind of rice? Regular american long-grain stuff? short grain arborio risotto-style rice?
No, you don’t need a paella pan, just a large flat pan with a lid. Better to use two pans and keep rice shallow than to pile it up in one pan. Heavy bottom is better.
Rice: I use the long grain “canilla” rice that Goya makes, but any long-grain rice would work (though basmati would be weird, but jasmine rice from the asian aisle at the store would probably be OK).
I made it before with Basmati rice and it was a little jacked up. Stick with either the canilla or better yet as CPP recommends arborio. Oh and show some damn pictures.
You gotta use arborio-type rice! But any kind of pan is fine!
And pictures, motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess arborio would work, as long as it’s not soupy at the end.
The secret of a good Spanish rice dish is the stock! Receipe (in German but with photos) here: http://www.scienceblogs.de/weitergen/2008/08/angriff-der-petermannchen-und-meine-rache-paellarezept.php
Ooooh, it’s ON now baybee. Paella without arborio? Surely you jest.
Arborio is fucking Italian, what do they know about paella?
Well they know what kind of rice to use!
or substitute 1/4 tsp of turmeric, but saffron is way better
What sacrilege to even suggest a substitution! ;P
Saffron!!!!
Dude saffron is where its at, take it from me, a brown person. Pretty much any rice dish I make I add saffron.